I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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