If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
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I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
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Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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