You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
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