And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
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This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
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I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
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