Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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