who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
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Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
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