let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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