Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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