Me. At least after what I've been through.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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