While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
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She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
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Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito