Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
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its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
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Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.