she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
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she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
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I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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