I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
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words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
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