Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
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