I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
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He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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