Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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