I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
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