you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
Randomize