But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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