; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
Randomize
