420 ftw
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
It's official drugs can't kill me
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
You ate ashes out of my bong
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
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