no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
her facebook's as public as her vagina
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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