When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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