Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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