I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
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U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
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I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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