Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
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