I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
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My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
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You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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