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After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
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He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
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"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
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