She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
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Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
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I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
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