Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
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Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
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This tent reeks of fear and sangria
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
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