I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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