Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
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