I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
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I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
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the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
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