READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Even my vagina gasped.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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