He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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