i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
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I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
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i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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