Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
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She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
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Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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