So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
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Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
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Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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