I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Let the clothes fall where they may.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
Randomize
