I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
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