you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
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