No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
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mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
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I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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