Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
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We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
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First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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