Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
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Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
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I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
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