had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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