yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
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still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
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finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
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