She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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