The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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