i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
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You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
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My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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