DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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