just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Randomize
