at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
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We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
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Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
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