I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
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She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
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You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
The power of my boobs compel you
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
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