Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
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Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
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I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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