did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
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in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
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I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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